Last Call // Glossary-Chapter 12

Chapter 12:  Subsidies vs. Sex-sidies

sex-sidy  pl. sex-sidies; giving one’s company time and/or sex in exchange for financial subsidies, in the form of food, beverage, entertainment, travel and/or life maintenance expenses, or even outright cash or equivalent

player classifications  a leading edge classification system to help distinguish between amateur players, who give subsidies in exchange for sex-sidies, and professional players, who give sex-sidies in exchange for subsidies; amateurs break down between green, gold, platinum and zero; professionals break down between single A, double A, triple A and major league

green amateur player  the first of three primary amateur player classifications; identifies those who subsidize F-BET expenses for more than one person in exchange for company time only as of a single point in the calendar year

gold amateur player  the second of three primary amateur player classifications; identifies those who subsidize F-BET expenses for more than one person in exchange for company time plus sex, within a particular calendar year

platinum amateur player  the third of three primary amateur player classifications; identifies those who subsidize F-BET expenses in addition to some or even the majority of other’s life maintenance expenses for more than one person in exchange for company time plus sex, within a particular calendar year

zero amateur player  the infamous fourth amateur player classification; identifies those who subsidize F-BET expenses in addition to some or even the majority of other’s life maintenance expenses in exchange for company time, period, within a particular calendar year

female fueling  when a male or males pay for a female’s or females’ F-BET expenses, after which she/they meet and hook-up with other males, or even a fellow female

male fueling  never mind; no one will ever use this term

sugar parent  a wealthier older person who gives a relatively younger person expensive gifts and financial subsidies in return for friendship or intimacy

suger baby  term used to describe those on the receiving end of older romantic suitors and ongoing sex partners, not necessarily one at a time; usually very attractive, and possesses a fond appreciation for the finer things in life; seeks or at least finds oneself spending company time and/or having sex with a sugar daddy or sugar momma who can provide for them well beyond what their own means could produce, including new pleasures and experiences

cougar  an older, but not necessarily wealthier, female who gives a relatively younger male, known as a cub, the opportunity to hook-up with her, using her sex presentation first and foremost to lure him in; simultaneously, the female is likely to date older and richer males, given how they are good for different things; typically views the male/female sex act as a two-way street in terms of giving and receiving pleasure

cub  a much younger male who hooks up with and even dates older females known as cougars; often driven to do so by the cougar’s wisdom, and her new found embracement of sex between a male and female being both a give and receive event in terms of sharing the associated pleasure

single A professional player  the first of three primary professional player classifications; identifies those who provide their company time only to more than one person in exchange for subsidized F-BET expenses as of a single point within a particular calendar year

double A professional player  the second of three primary professional player classifications; identifies those who provide their company time and eventually sex, to more than one person in exchange for subsidized F-BET expenses within a particular calendar year

triple A professional player  the third of three primary professional player classifications; identifies those who provide their company time and eventually sex, to more than one person in exchange for subsidized F-BET expenses as well as some or even the majority of their own life maintenance expenses within a particular calendar year

major league professional player  the [still] infamous fourth professional player classification; identifies those who provide their company time and eventually sex to more than one person in exchange for cash (or credit) within a particular calendar year, even on top of F-BET and life maintenance expense subsidies

prostitute  1. to sell the services of (oneself or another) for purposes of sexual intercourse with at least two paying sex partners in the same calendar month  2. a) a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual activity for pay; whore; harlot  b) a man who engages in such activity, esp. homosexual acts, for pay

pay  1. to give to (a person) what is due, as for goods received, services rendered, etc.; remunerate; recompense  2. to give (what is due or owed) in return, as for goods or services  3. to make a deposit or transfer of (money)

The Wright Act  a bill but forth by the United Genders Sexuality Council in 2012 which states that each female living in the United States should be permitted to accept either indirect or direct payments in exchange for her company time and/or sex; a direct answer to how there is no different outcome from the sex-seeking male’s perspective, as sexual pleasure is delivered and his wallet becomes lighter

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