Chapter 18:  Risqué Revelations

SPF  abbrev. S(exual) P(resentation) F(actors); equate the male’s strategic use of money and power to the female’s mechanical and often strategic use of makeup and body language

SPF I  abbrev. S(pend) P(resentation) F(actor); the male’s strategic use of money and power broken down between four categories: cash or credit; power connections; transport means; toys shared

SPF II  abbrev. S(ex) P(resentation) F(actor); the female’s mechanical and often strategic use of makeup and body language broken down between four categories: high heels, neckline plunge, knee hemline, and visible panty

handsome presentations  one of two buckets in which spend presentations fall; encompasses G- and PG-rated spend presentations

horny presentations  one of two buckets in which spend presentations fall; encompasses R- and NC-17-rated spend presentations

beauty presentations  one of two buckets in which sex presentations fall; encompasses G- and PG-rated sex presentations

booty presentations  one of two buckets in which sex presentations fall; encompasses R- and NC-17-rated sex presentations

STUD defense system  acronym S(hun), T(he), U(n)D(eterred) defense system; a very effective means for keeping sexually interested people of any gender at bay while out, no matter what one’s friends are up to; four verbal defense statements which progressively get less cordial and at the same time more focused; “no thank you,” “I am not sexually available,” “no means no the first time, the second time, and now this third time,” and “get away from me”

double date situation  when in a group setting of four people, two male and two female, the case can arise where one male/female pairing is on their way to hooking up, possibly leaving one of the two individuals in the other pairing no choice but to fend off the other’s sexual advances, when one is not interested, and the other is